PUMPED!!!!!!!

This is comedy gold. God I love being an e-irritant!

Chewey...looking forward to hanging out with you in our "luxurious" accommodations.

i·ro·ny1   /ˈaɪrəni, ˈaɪər-/ Show Spelled[ahy-ruh-nee, ahy-er-] Show IPA
–noun,plural-nies.
1.the use of words to convey a meaning that is the opposite of its literal meaning: the irony of her reply, “How nice!” when I said I had to work all weekend.
2.Literature.
a.a technique of indicating, as through character or plot development, an intention or attitude opposite to that which is actually or ostensibly stated.
b.(esp. in contemporary writing) a manner of organizing a work so as to give full expression to contradictory or complementary impulses, attitudes, etc., esp. as a means of indicating detachment from a subject, theme, or emotion.
3.Socratic irony.
4.dramatic irony.
5.an outcome of events contrary to what was, or might have been, expected.
6.the incongruity of this.
7.an objectively sardonic style of speech or writing.
8.an objectively or humorously sardonic utterance, disposition, quality, etc.

i'm gonna drink boxed wine in the shower.

In 2005 Hellfest was supposed to be held in New Jersey. What happened? Well the city decided to be dicks and demand that the organizers get a 2 million dollar insurance policy less than a week before the fest was supposed to start (they had 1 million dollar policy). They couldn't get the cash together and the entire fest had to be canceled. Yes, a city turned away a few thousand people willing to spend money in their city. Moral of the story: quit your bitching and be glad HOH didn't turn out like Hellfest 2005.